Bartholomew Bear 'Snow Suit'

Bartholomew Bear has recently “discovered” snowboarding—though to be fair, it’s really the snowboarding look he’s fallen in love with.

Decked out in a fluff-trimmed snowsuit (with a pretend zip and an imaginary lift pass that definitely gets him VIP chalet access), he takes to the slopes with undeniable flair. His technique? Slow. Cautious. Occasionally horizontal. But always with perfectly timed dance breaks.

He’ll tell you he only rides black runs, but truth be told, his snowboard’s main job is looking cool propped up beside the fondue pot. As for the goggles? Pure fashion. No snow required.

For Bartholomew, it’s not about speed—it’s about style. And melty cheese. Always melty cheese.